On with my life...

When he's not writing, Paul can usually be found shooting his mouth off with some wrongheaded opinion on subjects he's manifestly ill-qualified to discuss.
Best way to cope really is just to nod your head politely and hope that he'll run out of steam...

28 May 2008

BUPA London 10,000 - The Race is Run!

The weather was appalling. Torrential rain. A strong head wind.

But once I was running, none of it mattered.

I was aiming for under one hour. I thought if I did exceptionally well, I could do it in 55 minutes.

I kept pace with many runners from amateur running clubs. I overtook many runners from amateur running clubs.

The race looped back on itself, and I kept pace with the main pack enough that, apart from the elite runners, I saw no other runners coming from the other direction ahead of the pack.

Between 7km and 8km, it seemed like the race would never end. Finally, rounding Admiralty Arch, the finish line was in sight.

Head up, legs pumping, I crossed the line, feeling elated.

The official time was better than the 55 minutes I had hoped for, clocking in at 53:46.

Next stop is the half-marathon in October.

Oh, and I achieved my fund-raising target too! But if you would still like to contribute, I won't turn you away. With the disasters in Burma and China, the British Red Cross are grateful for all donations.
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26 May 2008

It's raining, it's pouring...

Lousy weather for a race today, but nevermind...

Thank you to everybody who has sponsored me so far, and if you haven't yet, but would like to, you can still do so! The donations page remains open until mid-August.

A little over two hours until the race now, getting ready to leave.

I'll let you know how I did - race highlights will be shown at 11.30pm on BBC2 tonight, so there's an outside chance you might see a very quick glimpse of me (but I doubt it...)
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17 May 2008

Tagged army veteran misses parade

Yesterday's Metro carried this story:

Tagged army veteran forced to miss march

An army veteran is being forced to miss a remembrance march after becoming one of Britain's oldest electronically tagged offenders.

Peter Ogden, a 73-year-old who served in Egypt, said he was 'appalled and disgusted' by a judge's decision to give him a curfew order for failing to report a road accident.

Despite legal advisers saying he would only get points on his licence, he received a three-month tagging order banning him from leaving his home between 4pm and 11pm.

He said: 'I am absolutely appalled by this judge's punishment. I served my country for three years. What danger am I to the public?'

Mr Ogden, who plans to appeal, will now miss Sunday's march along The Mall in London. The veteran, of Bristol, added: 'It is absolutely heartbreaking.'

Isn't that shocking? He admitted the offence, it was only failure to report an accident. Isn't this a harsh treatment of a war veteran?

No. No it's not. Here's a bit of the story I left out:

The great-grandfather admitted the offence last week after he was accused of running over a young woman in November.

And he has the audacity to ask what danger he is to the public? Let's ask the young woman he knocked down, the young woman he left behind when he failed to report the incident, all of which he admitted.

The medical attention you receive in the immediate aftermmath of an accident determines whether you live or die. He showed recklessness by abandoning a pedestrian he had struck.

The fact he is a war veteran is immaterial. If he were a 20 year old unemployed youth on benefits, we would be decrying "chav culture" and bemoaning the lenient sentence, demanding a custodial sentence, or worse.

So thank you for your service of this country in times of war Mr Ogden. But that does not make you above the law. You broke the law, now accept the punishment. You have actually got off lightly.

And in the rush to report this story, has anyone reported on the extent of the woman's injuries? Has she recovered? How long did it take? The same papers that claim we give too much prominence to the rights of criminals and ignore victims have ignored the victim of this crime and are championing the rights of someone who is, regardless of his past service, a criminal.

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Me & the N78 ain't going nowhere...

So after yesterday's little spat WOM World got straight back to me, and this is what they said:

We were actually enjoying reading how you were getting on – good and bad. It was detailed, brutally honest, straight down the line. It also seemed as though it was something you were enjoying writing about as well as we’d hoped you would – ‘corporate whore’ tagging aside ;-0

Hope you keep it. Hope you carry on as your were. The 'on the fly' experience of a new device totally should be put out there. Not everyone is uber tech dedicated. It's also valuable for the Nokians to read and take in. We'll work with whatever you decide to do.

So it looks like WOM World really are after this kind of review. So I'll keep at it. I have modified much of what I said to take into account some constructive points, but my method does have a reason behind the madness.

Would you like to buy a phone and get told how totally amazing the FM transmitter is, and how phenomenally fast the new Nokia Maps application is, only to get it home and discover that the built in Switch application, Nokia's own software that allows you to transfer all your settings, contacts etc from phone to phone, doesn't work?

Would you be happy knowing that the camera is faster and easier to use, only to discover that you just lost all your old photos in the transfer?

There's a focus on technology, and then there's a focus on the customer experience. And guess what. I don't do technology. I do however do sarcasm, storytelling, and musings at a tangent. There are hundreds of other dedicated technology blogs giving this a deadpan, tech focused assessment. Because at the end of the day, the people who will make or break this phone aren't the ones who will cream themselves over how many megapixels it has, or whether the GPS is future proof against the Galileo project. The people who will ensure the success of this phone will be the ones who want to pick it up, sync it with their old phone, then get on with it.
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16 May 2008

Time to give up?

I'm not a technology blog, and I never claimed to be. I've never reviewed technology before. In fact, WOM World contacted me through my writing blog. Since that was a WHOLLY inappropriate place for posts about a mobile phone, I decided to use this blog instead.

I don't know what to expect when sent things I've never asked for. So I give my opinions, as I see them, from a non-technical standpoint.

If you feel I could have done a better job as a technology review, then let me know. I've got contact buttons up the wah-zoo. Be constructive. But if you choose to lay straight in there with sarcasm and use the word "idiotic", then expect my hackles to be raised and for me to come right back at ya. Because from the sounds of it, we have exactly the same sort of sarcastic style.

I've let WOM World know I want to return the phone. This was just supposed to be something fun, and if it's going to see me get involved in a protracted battle, then I've got better topics to argue about than "just a phone". I've suggested that they send it to you since you'll do a better job as a technical reviewer.

Oh, and carriage returns are your friend. I had to edit your comments to add them in and stop it looking a mess... ;-)

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15 May 2008

O2 ready to make a new iPhone announcement...

A 3G iPhone coming soon? Maybe, just maybe, I'll get sent one to test. Because at least it will work...

OK, in my rush to yet again bad mouth the phone, I forgot another good point, so here we go, don't say I don't give credit where it is due.

On my N95, using the 3G internet connection (rather than wi-fi) absolutely eats battery power. Same goes for using the music player. Using one or the other means I have to charge once a day. Use both, and there are times I have to charge it at work and at night when I get home.

I don't know what they have done, but the battery power on the N78 is impressive. Really impressive. I gave it a full charge on Tuesday morning. I've been using the 3G connection (haven't set it up for my own wi-fi connection) and the music player, and the battery is still half full. On the N95, it would have been long dead. Combined with the fact that the phone has reminders to take it off charge when the battery is full, this phone is very green.

And that does impress me, greatly. But is it enough to win me over?

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Strike three Nokia?

Do I hate or love this phone? Do I hate it or love it...

Confession time. Mea culpa, mea culpa. I failed to remember that when files get transferred to the music player, you have to refresh the library, so all of my music has actually been brought across to the N78. Excellent. And with my voicemail behaving, and having changed some of the settings, I was getting happier.

There are still issues that the phone won't recognise some numbers, despite the number being in my contacts. So people ring, and I don't know who it is, because their name doesn't appear.

Yesterday I tried to connect the phone to my Powerbook, to use the Nokia Phone Browser and Nokia Multimedia Transfer software. This is how I prefer to arrange my photos and music on my phone. Oh, and to sync my calendar and contacts using iSync. Guess what?

IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

The N78 is not supported in iSync (Apple - update please!) and the Nokia software doesn't recognise my phone (Nokia - what gives? Your PC Sync software knows an N78, why not the Phone Browser software?). I am NOT buying an entirely new computer platform to support a mobile phone. I would get a phone that worked on my platform. My days of hacking the connection software (as I had to for the 6131) have long gone.

So, the phone redeems itself then immediately does something to make me hate it. Again.

Not quite strike three. Certainly strike two and a half...

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13 May 2008

Two strikes Nokia! Two strikes!

I felt that I was a little hasty in my last post about the N78. There is a lot to like about this. Nay, love. If you plug it in to charge it flashes a message when the battery is full, asking you to unplug the charger to save energy - it has an eco-conscience! Given that mobile phone chargers use almost as much energy when plugged in as they do when charging a phone, then Nokia's decision to not only remind you to take the phone off charge but also to unplug the phone shows great corporate responsibility.

Today I had to use voicemail on the phone for the first time. Another setting that just didn't get transferred. So again, time is spent on getting the phone to a useable state, rather than exploring the new features.

Every time I pressed the voicemail key, I was asked for my voice mailbox number. I don't know what that is. And the repository of all knowledge (the interwebs) informed me that T-Mobile had specific numbers for each customer. No generic number. Help was at hand though! Dialing 222 on a T-Mobile phone in the UK takes you through an automated sequence that generates a service message, that sends the correct settings to your phone. And whilst there, you can check your voicemail. Problem solved!

I followed the instructions. I turned my phone off and on again. I rang my voicemail...

The N78 petulantly demanded the voice mailbox number. 222 again. Instructions followed. Off then on. Where's your goddamn voice mailbox number punk?

Eventually, somehow, don't ask me how, I got the number. I entered it, and the phone now accepts that I have voicemail. I brought it home. I tried to hop on to my WiFi connection. Those details did not transfer. Yet more inconvenience. When I'm home, my WiFi is my preferred network for all phone features that require me to go online. So without those settings saved, I have to waste time setting them up, rather than just using the settings.

Two days in, and I am not too happy with the performance. I don't doubt that this is a nice phone, but it has taken me two days now to get the phone approaching what I would consider a useable base level, one from which I can actually start to test it. It's nice having a slim, phone-shaped mobile again (N78) as opposed to a trouser warping brick (N95). But that's two strikes. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

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How to bribe me into posting...

A few weeks ago, I had a few visits to my blog which resulted in someone actually taking the time to fill in the oft-overlooked contact form. They had seen my blog, and wondered if I would be interested in trying out the Nokia N78 before it hits the market.

What can I say? I like gadgets, especially free ones (shame I have to give it back in two weeks). And who knows, maybe if I review one gadget, I'll get sent more. Like an iPhone. A 3G iPhone. For free. And I won't have to give it back. Hint hint Mr Jobs.

If you're reading this post from 16 May onwards, then you are reading a revised version of the post. I will be explicit here. THIS IS NOT A TECHNOLOGY BLOG. I AM NOT A TECHNOLOGY JOURNALIST. In fact, this blog mostly covers law, politics, justice and my odd little thoughts.

I like to use technology. I love the digital lifestyle. But I like technology that is useful, intuitive and useable, without me having to worry about the processes behind the scenes. If that's the kind of review you want, then go elsewhere.

I received a shiny new N78 from the good people at the WOM World Nokia blog on Monday 12 May. The instructions were:

Whilst this isn’t strictly a beta test, if you chose to take part, you and nine others globally will get the device before it goes on sale. You’re free to use the phone however you like, play around with it, experiment with it, and just generally test it out. The final intention is that after two weeks of play, there’ll be an online question and answer session with the product manager for you to feedback any thoughts you have.

They want an honest review. They may never send me anything again...

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
N78


I opened the pack up, and was delighted first of all to have also received some Nokia MD-4 Mini Speakers to try out. Since I pretty much sit and listen to music and podcasts all day whilst working, this was an added bonus. When I've played about with them, expect a separate review.

I opened up the box. Jet black phone. I like it already, very reminiscent of an iPod. The Nokia N95 is often referenced as a rival to the iPhone, so I wonder if the N78 is going to be going toe-to-toe with the iPhone? The numbers and letters are virtually invisible, and obviously will light up when I turn the phone on. Very impressed that there is a 2GB memory card included, and I wonder if this is as standard. Tunneling through the lairs of packaging, I collect the phone, battery, headphones, hands free and... wait a minute - what's this???

The phone came with a European phone charger, not a UK phone charger. Now, apparently I should have known this (see comments). Pre-release phones are always sent with European phone chargers. Luckily, I'm already a Nokia phone owner, so have a charger I can use with it. But what if I'd never owned a Nokia before? Or if my previous phone was an older Nokia, with the larger charging pin (unsuitable for the newer Nokia phones). I would have been boned. A two week trial without the ability to charge the phone? I think there's something not quite right there.

Thinking of this, why did Nokia change the charger anyway? That particular little item was ubiquitous in offices up and down the country - I remember the panicky e-mails being sent round my old law firm saying "does anyone have a charger for the new Nokias? Please, this is desperate!!"

What else was in the box? The PC sync cable. This comes with a built-in cable organiser. Such a simple idea, yet a good one. Mould the damn cable tie to the cable and you never lose it. So we've got the sync cable and an instruction... manual... Where are the instructions for this thing? Now, I realise I'm unusual for a guy, but I do like to have an instruction manual to fall back on. There is a box for the manual, but no manual.

I remember back in the day when Nokias looked different but acted the same. Everything was identical. But recently, it seems that every model works slightly differently. My N95 is similar to how my 6630 worked, but they were vastly different from the intervening 6131, which in turn wasn't quite like the 6111. And with customizable menus, even the same model differs between owners. So with no guarantee that the N78 wouldn't have differences in behaviour, I wasn't looking forward to the trial and error experience.

Again, if you read the comments, I ought to have known this too, as it is standard to send out pre-release phones with no manual. And again, I have to question, isn't this short-sighted? If I hadn't already used a Nokia phone before, how would I know how to use this one? Guesswork? And to labour the point a little bit more, if I'm to review the amazing features of the phone, it would help if I knew what they were, and how to use them.

USING THE PHONE - WELL, KIND OF...

I swapped over my SIM card, and turned it on. Time to try out Switch, Nokia's built in software for changing your phone. The idea with Switch is that your old phone sends contacts, settings, files, calendar entries, photos etc to your new phone via Bluetooth, without having to use a computer. If you don't own a computer, then this is the best way to quickly start using a new phone, and is an excellent idea. However, my experiences with Switch aren't as smooth as you would hope for.

I got my contacts and my calendars, but nothing else. Internet settings? No. Bookmarks? 50% of what is important to me is not good enough, especially for an internet enabled phone. If Switch sets up my new phone to be like my old one, then I don't want to have to re-enter all my bookmarks, my internet settings, my passwords etc. This is not a SIM issue (who stores info on a SIM anymore? This is an issue with Nokia software. Switch ought to seemlessly transfer my old phone memory to my new phone memory, and my old memory card information to my new memory card. It should take all my old personalisations and settings to my new phone, but it doesn't.

So I tried another way. I would back up my N95 to it's memory card (NOT SIM card Madeline), then restore from this card to the N78.

The N78 spat out my San Disk memory card the first time. On the second attempt it started to behave itself. I restored from the backup, and some things were installed. My pictures, but not the folders I had set up. In fact, any pictures in folders were missing. My music and playlists were nowhere to be seen. Stored text messages? Gone.

In the end I decided, as I was in a rush to get to a meeting, that I would just swap back to my N95 and have a more detailed play with the N78 later. In hindsight, this was a huge mistake.

I swapped back my memory card and SIM. And my N95 stopped working. Web n Walk (Web on a T-Mobile Nokia phone) wouldn't launch. My photos were missing. I tried to restore from the memory card, and my settings got wiped. Messages vanished into the ether. The things I relied on my phone for - Google Maps, Web n Walk, Search? No longer accessible. I was out and about and sort of needed the internet access to get directions to my meeting. But I couldn't get it to work on either phone. My opinion of the N78 plummeted, and I hoped that I could revive my N95.

When I got home, I had to restore the N95 operating system software, then restore from the memory card. This was, itself, no easy process, because Nokia hasn't produced PC Sync softare for Mac users like it has for PC users. I used the Toshiba laptop rather than my Powerbook to carry out the updates and rstore, and my N95 was back, and everything was still on it - messages, photos etc.

My new plan? Completely back up my N95 on to the PC using Nokia PC Sync, then restore that back up to the N78. Surely EVERYTHING would come with it if I did that? I was cloning the phone. Nothing could go wrong with this!

Never say never. The plan would only work if I could hook up my N78 to the computer. Just as they did with the phone charger a few years ago, Nokia have decided on a new shape to the PC Sync cable for the N78. It still uses a USB A connector to connect to the computer, but the phone end is wider and thinner than before. The cable that came with my N95 wouldn't fit. The cable that came with the N78 was still in the office. So I couldn't do anything with the phone. Not until today, when I got access to the new PC Sync cable.

So that's all done. I have all my messages and photos. Yet my music still hasn't transferred. At least my internet setting have come across. I shall wait until I get home to see if my wi-fi network setting has been brought across, or if I need to add that. I lost Gmail mailbox from the messages menu, which is a pain. And I haven't even ATTEMPTED to use this with iSync on my Powerbook yet (my preferred method of keeping my contacts and calendars in sync).

At the end of the first day, my feelings are mixed. Just trying to get the phone up to the standard I need it to be before I begin to test it was frustrating. Software not working, hardware incompatibilities. The user experience was hardly seemless. Some of these difficulties will not be encountered by consumers on release (you'll have a phone charger for your locality, and an instruction booklet) but it didn't leave me in the best frame of mind.

All told, the phone is gorgeous to look at. The controls are a bit strange to get used to. I keep inadvertently hitting the button that brings up the photo gallery (I don't know it's name, as there are no instructions!) - it is inconveniently located just under the right selection key, and is overly sensitive, and prominent. There is no clear distinction between the left selection key, the call answer key and the menu key, nor the right selection key, the call reject key and the clear key. They are all part of the same seamless piece of plastic, which from a design point of view is eyecatching, but in my experience I wound up pressing one when I wanted the other - it would seem that the menu was unresponsive, when in reality I simply hadn't pressed the key as I thought I had.

The four way control pad in the center has an iPod like scroll wheel function. This was unexpected, and is incredibly sensitive. Too senstive actually. For someone used to pressing the direction key, having the menu move left or right as you select up is off-putting. The discovery of the scroll wheel was accidental, and unless I can change the sensitivity I'd rather not have it. It glows too, a pulsing white light, sort of like Iron Man's chest in the new movie! I suppose it answers the question of how do you find a jet black phone in a dark room at night...

I know a new phone takes some time getting used to. I've had the phone less than 24 hours. But it has succeeded in frustrating me and really inconveniencing me in a very short space of time. It has two weeks to redeem itself...

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10 May 2008

Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to meeeee....

Happy Birthday to me!

*insert noise of party poppers, champagne bottles, cake cutting etc etc*

And oh yeah, getting the tattoo today...
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